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A Mouth is a Mouth is a Mouth

By Anthony Paull | Oct 30

Straight boy Aiden is very honest about what he can offer: He says the key to his gift is making the woman aware that she can do better than him. So how will he fare when he decides to try on gay for size?


Anthony Paull is a syndicated columnist, author and filmmaker from Sarasota, Florida. Visit anthonypaull.com for more info.

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